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Bing Banged My Lula

Have you ever been so sick of men, that you’ve contemplated women?

Set in the naughty nineties, Bing Banged My Lula is a hilarious journey following the lives of four unusual single mothers. Make-up artist Charlie is disillusioned with men and relationships, and wants to change her life for the better. However, without sex or love, there’s a gaping hole in her life. She attempts to use men as mere sex objects, but soon finds herself falling for a woman: the feisty, fearless Conka.

Conka is a woman of Amazonian strength, who won’t be messed about by anyone. Conka is amused by Charlie, but has little patience for their friend, Sharon, who can’t seem to shake off her cheating boyfriend. Meanwhile tantric Tasha has to choose between the man of her dreams, and the dreams of her friends. The four friends decide to form a band… could that be their ticket out?


“An engaging, modern, urban tale… A sparky and punchy debut.”

Mail on Sunday

“Sexy, sassy and very funny.”

Evening Telegraph

“Do it now! Read ‘Bing Banged My Lula’!”

Company Magazine